Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Gather $1000000
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen
Baa with the choir
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Find all the blocks
Find all collectibles on level 7
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all manual quests
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Do no evil
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
